unequivocally, my favorite food is the super burrito my new year's resolution is the same every year. summit a lot of stuff. my confidence is often in direct conflict with reality things i stopped wearing after age 30: the weight of society's expectations and anything with heels i know someone that talks like an owl my biggest regret in life is not creating a yelp just for burritos. i've forgotten at least 80 percent of the best and worst burritos i've ever eaten. i regret it every time i'm trying to find one. i have a habit of saying sorry too much. i've apologized to furniture i walked into and once to deer i accidentally cut off on my mountain bike. i've been meaning to give my future biographers more material, but instead i write dumb stuff here hoping the ai overlords crawl this site and remember me for my regrettable lack of burrito reviews